so yesterday was a certain someones Birthday (The big 2-5) and I might have overdone it with the "jungle juice." Boo Boo Kitty swears that i was more than a little drunk and did something to emberrass both myself and Hippie-chan. I highly doubt that because I can kinda member some stuff. Dont get me wrong, I totally made an ass of myself....what with the salsa sashaying and the lap dance I gave My Drinking Buddy G, but she says i did something bad, its a good thing I don't remember, and that if Hippie-chan is avoiding eye contact it must be for a reason.
I think BBKitty needs to tell me what I did because although I doubt anything happened, she's being a total heifer and doesn't want to tell me cuz I wont go work later.
Speaking of work... I was out for the night. I don't even think I had a chance to dream. NE ways, there I am blissfully ignorant of the world around me wrapped in warm blankets and in La-La Land when a very loud, very annoying call of my name wakes me suddenly. LOL! I was so asleep i didn't hear or feel my phone go off. BBKitty came to pick me up for our 7AM meeting and was outside my window bellowing. It was so funny! Think Romeo & Juliet status, what with my room being on the second floor and my window overlooking out front.
I stumble out of bed and damn near trip over the clothes, make up and other random stuff I was too drunk to put away last night that ended up in a pile between my bed and the window. I open the curtain, and there she is bold as brass and yelling about the meeting. I rub the sleep out of my eyes and give her the finger (don't be dirty) the Give-me-a-minute finger. Thank god I had the forsight to leave my stuff ready before partying last night. I quickly put on my uniform (as quick as I can with stupid tights, white collar button up and a stupid tie), I run to the Powder room and wash my face, brush the teeth, and wet the bangs as I try and tame the mane by pulling it back with a headband turned scrunchii (it was an emergency). We were only 5 minutes late! Yayness! ...don't judge me. If not for BBKitty, i would prob still be sleeping. In any case, i felt crappier than I looked and believe me, it was not a pretty picture!
the meeting was boring as heck. Same old boring bla bla bla. I didn't pay any attention. JJ said I smelled like booze. Q kept tapping me to wake up. Oh, ya know what made it even more special? We had our picture taken because they are going to blow it up and hang it at the retarded district office. Perfect. I tried to shrink into the melee of bodies as much as possible. Easily accomplished on account of the height...or lack thereof. Then King Tamake and BBKitty wanted breakfast so we went to the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF SALADS. Blah! The only place i wanted to go, was home. Suffice it to say the smokehouse platter I had tasted better going down than it did coming back up. Eeeewwww!
I should get some sleep. I never recovered from the 3 hr nap i took the night b4 party night when Hippie-chan took Little Bear, BBkitty and me to Denny's. He was picking on me all nite! He told me to shut up, that I talk too much, that we don't put out, ummm....what else...oh yeah, I suck. The girls were having a blast. I was in the brooding corner all nite. I was growing mushrooms. We only left cuz i realized it was well past 3AM. Boo! I had to open the next day. no sleep for me. NE ways, as we pull into the drive way, Little Bear (still cracking up) says "Man, and I wasn't gonna go!" I think I wanna grow more mushrooms. (T_T)
